she was in heat and ovulating more often than usual

Title: Cock Talk
Pairing: Harry/Scorpius (sort of)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: CRACK. Frottage. Weird-looking disembodied penii. That talk.
Medium: PS
Notes: I'm not even sure what a penis looks like anymore, and I feel like the balls are way too big. But maybe not? Anyway, it's crack, so realism hardly matters! Done according to snarkyscorp's prompt, in exchange for her firstborn child. :D :D

( out of all the body parts, penises just WOULD be the ones to talk in lolspeak, wouldn't they? )

Title: Draco: The Titillating Tale of a Virginal Man-Slut ;)
Authors: This torrid little spoonful of pain is brought to you by icanhaspancake and la_dissonance
Pairing: Won-won/Drakie-poo
Rating: NC-58. Or NC-61, depending on your jurisdiction.
Warnings: Cracktastic crackishness, complete and utter disregard for male anatomy, creature!fic, crossdressing, snowballing, piercings, implied mpreg, anal, oral, post-anal oral, melodrama, an egregious number of orgasms, general squickishness. Also, CRACK.
Summary: Ron and Draco had sex a lot, because they really liked it.
Authors' Notes: we worked really really hard on this so please read and review!!!!!!!!!!! NO FLAMES. I WILL CUT A BITCH. pleeeeeease, reading & reviewing only takes a moment of your time and it will make us sooooooo happy because we worked hard and we will give cookies if you are nice. :DDDDDDDDDDD

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