she was in heat and ovulating more often than usual

I don't even know how many times over I owe icanhaspancake fic, so we'll just say this is for her birthday. And because there isn't enough fluffish smut around. :D

Title: Stakeout Surprise 2.0
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Word Count: 2100
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: porneh porn porn, uncalled-for fluffishness
Notes: Originally written as a drabble for draco100 here.

( Draco had no great fondness for Ron Weasley, but he loved his cock )

Title: Stakeout Surprise
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Word Count: 100x2 or maybe 200
Rating: R
Warnings: None. *porn fail*
Disclaimer: These boys are not mine, otherwise there'd be a lot less chest-monsters in the books and a lot more of the kinky sex.
Notes: This was written for the sole purpose of eking more Draco drabbles out of torino10154, and should be regarded with appropriate skepticism. Since I habitually avoid drabble writing if possible, I've no idea what the difference is between a 200 word drabble and a 100x2 word drabble, but probably there should at least be a scene change involved. *shifty eyes*

( Stakeout Surprise )

Title: Draco: The Titillating Tale of a Virginal Man-Slut ;)
Authors: This torrid little spoonful of pain is brought to you by icanhaspancake and la_dissonance
Pairing: Won-won/Drakie-poo
Rating: NC-58. Or NC-61, depending on your jurisdiction.
Warnings: Cracktastic crackishness, complete and utter disregard for male anatomy, creature!fic, crossdressing, snowballing, piercings, implied mpreg, anal, oral, post-anal oral, melodrama, an egregious number of orgasms, general squickishness. Also, CRACK.
Summary: Ron and Draco had sex a lot, because they really liked it.
Authors' Notes: we worked really really hard on this so please read and review!!!!!!!!!!! NO FLAMES. I WILL CUT A BITCH. pleeeeeease, reading & reviewing only takes a moment of your time and it will make us sooooooo happy because we worked hard and we will give cookies if you are nice. :DDDDDDDDDDD

( ENTER TEH CRACK DEN )

These were all written for the HP Anonymous Kinks meme at karmicsunshine on LJ. I went kinda crazy.

Title: We sew the eyes on dolls
Pairing: Narcissa/Molly
Rating: R
Warnings: 'Intense' prose? Imagery.
Word count: 603
Summary: Narcissa loathed Molly Prewett.
Beta: nolagal
Notes: Written for the HP anonymous kinks meme at karmicsunshine. Prompt: Narcissa/Molly, during their school years, Narcissa is jealous of Molly. (Which was my own prompt, but I couldn't not do it. This is easily my bestest favorite rarepair. <3)

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Title: Pineapple
Pairing: Hermione/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bloodplay! Highlight for spoilers: *roleplay, faux-noncon, knife/blood play. Play play play!*
Word count: 1047
Summary: Kinky porn
Beta: nolagal
Notes: Done for the HP Anonymous Kinks Meme at karmicsunshine. Prompt: Hermione/Snape, non-con play, rope bondage, S&M. Remember, folks, it's the sub who's got the power, so can we please let Hermione not be all weak and weepy? This is one of the select het pairings that doesn't scare me away on sight, and I had the wild and adventurous urge to write some het, and out popped this strange little thing. o_O

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Title: The Evolution of Fear
Pairing: Harry/Sirius
Rating: R
Warnings: Chan, non-con, potions use, coercion
Word count: 622
Summary: Harry and Sirius share the strongest love there is—the only thing keeping them apart now is fear.
Beta: nolagal
Notes: Written for the HP anonymous kinks meme over at karmicsunshine. Prompt: harry/sirius: dub/non-con, harry using a love potion on sirius. make it dark; obsessive, messed-up harry a plus. This was very, very heavily inspired (to the point near-plagiarism, now that I look at it) by One Truth by accioscar. So yeah. Just go read that fic. You won't regret it.

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Title: Getting Under the Skin
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: PWP (srsly), spanking, rimming, violent!sex, dirty talk (of a kind), no plot. Not even an explanation. Or a backstory. Or a context. Nada.
Word count: 1277
Summary: In a perfect world, Ron would never have to talk about his feelings at all. Draco's pretty perfect.
Beta: nolagal and asnowyowl
Notes: Originally written for the HP Anonymous Kinks Meme over at karmicsunshine. Prompt: Ron/Draco, rimming, spanking, incoherent begging, bottom!Draco.

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Title: In which Lavender and Parvati discover the benefits of real tits and fake cocks
Pairing: Lavender/Parvati
Rating: (light) R
Warnings: Magical thrumming phallus, masturbation, sex, general silliness
Word count: 1628
Summary: Parvati is a bit nervous of Lavender's dildo, and for good reason.
Beta: nolagal and juliandahling
Notes: Originally written for the HP Anonymous Kinks Meme over at karmicsunshine

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