she was in heat and ovulating more often than usual

Title: A Delightful Bedroom Romp
Pairing: Oliver/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: the usual + formatting weirdness of doom
Word count: 2500, sort of. It depends...
Summary: Percy and Oliver are roommates, and they've never had sex--until one day, they do. (And how!)
Notes: trubbleclef, I don't know quite whether to apologize for the strangeness or enjoin you to enjoy it all the more so because of the WTF. I had originally decided I didn't have time for even a drabble (I don't!), but then I got the bright idea of throwing together a few smutty scenarios into a quiz and making a crackish choose-your-own smut drabble, which should have taken about 5 minutes. (Percy fancies Oliver. Do they fuck? y/n) But noooo, the quiz boxes took over my brain and this is what happened. I don't have you in my gift fic spreadsheet, so I just went and picked my favorite pairing you write, so if you don't like this, let that be a lesson to you. >:D

And at some point, this turned less crackish, though it still waxes purple in places. *cough*

( choose your own porno )