she was in heat and ovulating more often than usual

It's snarry_ldws time again! Only four drabbles left, so reading and voting and being awesome will take but an instant. :D

Title: Walk of Shame
Prompts: Non-magic AU, "way to go, Harry!"
Summary: Last night was good (incredible), but it's over now.
Rating/Warnings: R
Word Count: 300
Notes: This was non-magic AU week, so I took the opportunity to turn Hogwarts into the Enterprise and Harry and Snape into Chekov and McCoy and write blatant gift!fic for _beetle_ for being AWESOME and GLORIOUS. But then this whole scene might just be plagiarized from one of her actual ST fics so I dunno how much of a gift it is...*shoves fic at teh beetle and runs away*

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Have you voted yet?

So yeah I forgot to post this last week and so an extra one is attaching itself to this posting, blah blah blah. (Am I the only one who thinks about Bob Loblaw, the inept attourney to the Bluth family, every time I say/think/wirte that phrase? BOB LOBLAW. That was his fucking name. Frsrs.)

And because a) I am obnoxious and b) the lust to win at any and all costs burns through my veins like a hot river of crackling magma, I'm posting this link both before and after the cut: go read and vote!

Title: On a Silver Platter
Summary: There is NOTHING in canon that says for absolute sure that this didn't happen. Just try and find it, I dare you.
Rating/Warnings: R, dubcon, student/teacher, pervy-old-man-Snape
Word Count: 297
Prompts: Occlumency lessons, "Time waits for no man"
Notes: Due to a scheduling conflict me being a lazy arse, the one over at snarry_ldws is the un-beta'd version; this here is the officially beta'd, polished version. The use of the word "chasmal" is entirely _beetle_'s fault; she didn't tell me to put it in there but she said all these delightful things and then it was absolutely the perfect adjective and I couldn't help myself. Exciting times in the annals of obscure vocabulary!
( nothing ridiculous, but do heed the warnings )

Title: Tenacity
Summary: Severus cannot, will not, believe any of this is happening.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, if only for a brief dalliance with the F word
Word Count: 300
Prompts: Humo(u)r, "madness"
Notes: Alas, 'tis only pre-slash. ;_; And as usual my beta is the bestest beta of all time ever, not even just out of the Hufflepuff betas. Even when I don't like the drabble myself! gax
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VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE

Picspam and suchlike from the slash retreat shall be posted tomorrow! It turns out I have a 10am shift at work tomorrow ick ick bleh. And I pour significant time and effort into my img tags, yo. Adding all these border attributes and shit... :P

Title: Stakeout Surprise
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Word Count: 100x2 or maybe 200
Rating: R
Warnings: None. *porn fail*
Disclaimer: These boys are not mine, otherwise there'd be a lot less chest-monsters in the books and a lot more of the kinky sex.
Notes: This was written for the sole purpose of eking more Draco drabbles out of torino10154, and should be regarded with appropriate skepticism. Since I habitually avoid drabble writing if possible, I've no idea what the difference is between a 200 word drabble and a 100x2 word drabble, but probably there should at least be a scene change involved. *shifty eyes*

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These were all written for the HP Anonymous Kinks meme at karmicsunshine on LJ. I went kinda crazy.

Title: We sew the eyes on dolls
Pairing: Narcissa/Molly
Rating: R
Warnings: 'Intense' prose? Imagery.
Word count: 603
Summary: Narcissa loathed Molly Prewett.
Beta: nolagal
Notes: Written for the HP anonymous kinks meme at karmicsunshine. Prompt: Narcissa/Molly, during their school years, Narcissa is jealous of Molly. (Which was my own prompt, but I couldn't not do it. This is easily my bestest favorite rarepair. <3)

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Title: Pineapple
Pairing: Hermione/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bloodplay! Highlight for spoilers: *roleplay, faux-noncon, knife/blood play. Play play play!*
Word count: 1047
Summary: Kinky porn
Beta: nolagal
Notes: Done for the HP Anonymous Kinks Meme at karmicsunshine. Prompt: Hermione/Snape, non-con play, rope bondage, S&M. Remember, folks, it's the sub who's got the power, so can we please let Hermione not be all weak and weepy? This is one of the select het pairings that doesn't scare me away on sight, and I had the wild and adventurous urge to write some het, and out popped this strange little thing. o_O

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Title: The Evolution of Fear
Pairing: Harry/Sirius
Rating: R
Warnings: Chan, non-con, potions use, coercion
Word count: 622
Summary: Harry and Sirius share the strongest love there is—the only thing keeping them apart now is fear.
Beta: nolagal
Notes: Written for the HP anonymous kinks meme over at karmicsunshine. Prompt: harry/sirius: dub/non-con, harry using a love potion on sirius. make it dark; obsessive, messed-up harry a plus. This was very, very heavily inspired (to the point near-plagiarism, now that I look at it) by One Truth by accioscar. So yeah. Just go read that fic. You won't regret it.

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Title: Getting Under the Skin
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: PWP (srsly), spanking, rimming, violent!sex, dirty talk (of a kind), no plot. Not even an explanation. Or a backstory. Or a context. Nada.
Word count: 1277
Summary: In a perfect world, Ron would never have to talk about his feelings at all. Draco's pretty perfect.
Beta: nolagal and asnowyowl
Notes: Originally written for the HP Anonymous Kinks Meme over at karmicsunshine. Prompt: Ron/Draco, rimming, spanking, incoherent begging, bottom!Draco.

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Title: In which Lavender and Parvati discover the benefits of real tits and fake cocks
Pairing: Lavender/Parvati
Rating: (light) R
Warnings: Magical thrumming phallus, masturbation, sex, general silliness
Word count: 1628
Summary: Parvati is a bit nervous of Lavender's dildo, and for good reason.
Beta: nolagal and juliandahling
Notes: Originally written for the HP Anonymous Kinks Meme over at karmicsunshine

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